The worst thing about being into long hair on dudes and beards is that sometimes those dudes end up looking like Jesus and then you get really confused because it’s like hey you’re really attractive but you also look how I imagine The Lord and I don’t know if I should be feeling this way towards Christ
a kanye west convention
I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest
just have two conventions he deserves it
ok but ask yourself this about your otp
- which one hogs the blanket
- which one cuts the other’s hair
- which one makes coffee for the other every morning
- which one picks up the pizza
- which one likes their music on full volume
- which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
- which one is ticklish
- which one sings and which one plays the music
- which one proposes
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
Bucky trying to make sense of his memories:
*points at Natasha:* I’ve slept with you.
*points at Steve* Have I slept with you?
Steve shakes his head and babbles something.
Bucky pats Steve’s chest. “We’ll fix that.”
pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.