man out of time

look at this dork

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Zacariah (✿◠‿◠)

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missmarlenedietrich:


"Subtlety is my favourite thing in cinema. It lets you dream. When everything is on the nail and on show, it leaves no questions in your mind. I find that so boring."

Liv Tyler

missmarlenedietrich:

"Subtlety is my favourite thing in cinema. It lets you dream. When everything is on the nail and on show, it leaves no questions in your mind. I find that so boring."

Liv Tyler

[…] Time is luck. So don’t waste it living someone else’s life, make yours count for something. Fight for what matters to you, no matter what. Because even if you fall short, what better way is there to live? It’s easy feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today. But there will be dark days ahead of us too. There will be days where you feel all alone, and that’s when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets, or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold on to hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer. My wish for you is to become hope. People need that. And even if we fail, what better way is there to live?

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Concept Art + Final Film)

I was kind of joking, but kind of not joking about MJ. And I was like, ‘What if MJ is a dude?’ Why can’t we discover that Peter is exploring his sexuality? It’s hardly even groundbreaking!…So why can’t he be gay? Why can’t he be into boys?

Andrew Garfield thinks it’d be cool if Spider-Man swung a different way. (He also wanted MJ to be played by Michael B. Jordan.)

He’s so charismatic and talented. It’d be even better—we’d have interracial bisexuality!”

When EW later mentions the idea to Webb, the director says, “Michael B. Jordan, I know.” Oh, so he’s heard this too? “Uh, are you kidding?”

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fluffywhitechicken:

sexpigeon:

You have discovered a massless particle: the springle.

You walk into the store. You are hungry. You walk to the bakery section. The cookies are edible. You are far to cheap to buy real food. You take a sugar cookie. Springle stares back at you. You are confused. The line behind you grows but you stand there, shaking. You attempt to ask for the rainbow springle, but you can’t.Your world is not normal. People behind you grumble. You cannot buy the springle. Your mind has become the void. A void of springles and rainbows. You stand there hungry and weak. Hungry for the springle.

fluffywhitechicken:

sexpigeon:

You have discovered a massless particle: the springle.

You walk into the store. You are hungry. You walk to the bakery section. The cookies are edible. You are far to cheap to buy real food. You take a sugar cookie. Springle stares back at you. You are confused. The line behind you grows but you stand there, shaking. You attempt to ask for the rainbow springle, but you can’t.Your world is not normal. People behind you grumble. You cannot buy the springle. Your mind has become the void. A void of springles and rainbows. You stand there hungry and weak. Hungry for the springle.

theheirsofdurin:

Winter Soldier + bionic arm

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

eowyns:

Hobbits + Name Meanings

insp (x)

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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casteile:

Super fancy BOTM thing.
(because I totally forgot)
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  • Ends on Sept 3rd.
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  • Sometimes I wonder how Arthur would have turned out if Merlin had never stumbled into his life.
  • Before Merlin, he was an arrogant, entitled bully who picked on servants and always got whatever he wanted.
  • I'm pretty sure if they never met, Arthur would have married some noblewoman instead of Gwen (because Merlin showed him an appreciation for people despite their status), he would never have formed a round table of worthy low-born men and he wouldn't have been as beloved a monarch as he became.
  • Hell, without Merlin, he would have died in the first episode with a dagger in the chest from the fake Lady Helen.
  • In reverse, Merlin, without Arthur, would have no purpose and would feel like the 'monster' he unhappily joked about to Gaius in the first episode. I feel like, without Arthur, Merlin would have become bitter and twisted and hateful. Sometimes I entertain the notion that Arthur's existence was the one thing from Merlin turning into Morgana.

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…